ALL TWILIGHT BOOKS IN ONE POST?!

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Book 1.

Eddy: Hi 
Bella:Yous a vampire! 
Eddy: Yuppers! Lets go play baseball. 
James: I wana eat bella! 
Laurent: (He he, they made me black. ^-^)
Eddy: Mine! 
Chase scene! 
James: Bite! 
Bella: Ahh I’m becoming a vampire! 
Eddy: Don’t worry I’ll fu- er suck you! 
End.

Book 2

Eddy: Bye!
Bella: NOOOOOO!
Jake: Hi I’m a werewolf!
Bella: Yeah!
Other vampire: Eddy’s gona kill em self!
Bella: No! -goes to pizza land- come home eddy!
eddy: Okays.
End.

Book 3

Vicky: I’ma kill you! 
-vampire+werewolf vs Vampires- 
Bella: We win! Yea! 
End

Book 4.

Eddy: Lets Get married! 
Bells: Okies! 
-married + fucking- 
Bella: Thats it, I’m a prego. 
Eddy: Lets kill it! 
-Pop- 
Bella: Its out. I’ll name it “The lochness monster!” 
Eddy: I’ll call it Nessie! 
Cool vampires: She needa die! 
Bella: No! 
Cool vampires: Okay bye! 
Bella: Yea! Happy Ending for everyone! 
Jake: I wana fuck your kid. 
End

LMAO

Rotfllll

“I wana fuck your kid.” 
Must. Breathe. XD! 

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    Hi Bella:Yous a vampire! Eddy: Yuppers! Lets go play baseball. James: I wana eat bella! Laurent: (He he, they made me...
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    “I wana fuck your kid.” Must. Breathe. XD!
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    okay. this was pretty hilarious. x]
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    Book 1. Eddy: Hi Bella:Yous a vampire! Eddy: Yuppers! Lets go play baseball. James: I wana eat bella! Laurent: (He he,...